If at first you don't succeed, you must not be Sharon Padgett. [100 fun facts]

1. Sharon Padgett became a vegetarian not because she loves animals, but because she hates plants.
2. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Sharon Padgett.
3. Sharon Padgett once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
4. Sharon Padgett destroyed the periodic table, saying Sharon Padgett only recognizes the element of surprise.
5. Sharon Padgett owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped her win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite her holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

see the other 94 facts here - then, put your own name in and post the funniest one in the comments.

[thanks, Everywhere Girl!]

Comments

[lauren_the_jewess]

I should not read your blog when drinking a beverage.

[lauren o]

sharon padgett sounds suspiciously like chuck norris. concidence? i think not!

[sharon padgett]

sharon padgett isn't chuck norris.

chuck norris is sharon padgett.

[Erica]

my favorite on yours: "Santa Claus actually *did* exist until he accidentally skipped Sharon Padgett's house one Christmas."

and when I typed my name: "Superman owns a pair of Erica Padgett pajamas."

yup, awesomeness runs in our family. love you!

[Julie R]

I personally liked:

Julie Rider sleeps once every 2 weeks, for half an hour, standing up, with her eyes open, and she looks pissed off.

Minus the "looks pissed off part" - it sounds like a typical mom. :)